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i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

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officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

dead

drugs kill, kids

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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pales:

I’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker color

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davidtennantseyebrow:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

i thought you meant testicles

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deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

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